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Fathers Against Raising Morons
The Duke Tee
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“Easy there, pilgrim. Your moron is showing.”
Some lessons don’t need a long speech.
Inspired by the grit, swagger, and no-nonsense attitude of the Duke, this tee is for fathers who believe raising kids still takes backbone, accountability, hard work, and a healthy dose of common sense.
Because the world has enough morons already.
Raise a kid who can shake a hand, keep their word, solve a problem, and handle themselves when life gets tough.
So straighten up, pilgrim. We’ve got kids to raise.
Fathers Against Raising Morons.
Hands-On. Future Strong.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Some lessons don’t need a long speech.
Inspired by the grit, swagger, and no-nonsense attitude of the Duke, this tee is for fathers who believe raising kids still takes backbone, accountability, hard work, and a healthy dose of common sense.
Because the world has enough morons already.
Raise a kid who can shake a hand, keep their word, solve a problem, and handle themselves when life gets tough.
So straighten up, pilgrim. We’ve got kids to raise.
Fathers Against Raising Morons.
Hands-On. Future Strong.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
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